Devon and Cornwall aren't so very remote, but it does seem as though a lot less happens here. One of BBC Spotlight's recent features involved a reporter going to visit a charity shop that had an unusually good selection of designer clothing in stock. As I write, they're doing a feature on hedges. It's quiet, sleepy stuff.
Admittedly, our first stop after Weymouth was rather less quiet and sleepy. We had anchored overnight in Portland habour, just south of Weymouth, and had a very disturbed night thanks to a dolphin deciding to play with our anchor chain - seriously. We were woken by a series of very strange noises - splashing and the grinding of the anchor chain moving about - and something rubbing against the hull. The only explanation I could imagine was that someone was trying to come aboard (not generally a positive thing in the middle of the night), so it was with some trepidation that Peter went out to investigate and was amazed to see a dolphin flip itself out of the water by the bows. At the time, it seemed rather worth the sleep loss.Less so the next morning. We had an early morning start to get across Lyme Bay to Torquay, and we were both a little dopey and grumpy, but for once the wind treated us kindly. We tried out our spinnaker for the first time, and while it doesn't exactly match Excessive Penguin's colour scheme, it works pretty well for a sail that had been sitting in a damp locker for a good ten years.
We arrived in Torquay feeling rather pleased with ourselves, but were less pleased to discover there was powerboat racing event that weekend, which included jet ski displays right beside where we were berthed. Twenty or so high-powered phallic vessels careered around the bay for two days in a row, and while the little town climbing steeply up the hills rising from the sea was not unattractive, we left earlier than we'd planned to get out of their way.
Our next stop was the River Dart, a short, somewhat bumpy journey away, which we were forced to make under motor thanks to the wind being right on our nose. As soon as we turned into the river, though, the water became flat, and we were able to enjoy the stunning scenery. We went some distance upriver, with wooded hills and extremely expensive-looking houses either side of us, until we reached the little village of Dittisham, where we hoped to take a mooring buoy. Few of their buoys, however, could handle a boat of our size, and all of them were taken, so the harbour master suggested we anchor a little further upriver and come back later in the day, when fewer boats should be around.
Well, once we'd anchored we had no desire to move at all. Having gone round a bend in the river, suddenly there was nothing in sight but rolling countryside and a few other boats, and nothing to hear but birdsong. We'd have liked to stay longer, but the weather forecast dictated that if we wanted to get anywhere in the next week it had to be the following day. So, slightly forlornly, we pulled up our anchor (taking a giant block of river mud with it) and motored gently back downriver. The harbour master stopped us partway down the river, and we groaned internally, thinking we were about to be charged the nightly anchoring fee - but instead he gave us a Dartmouth Harbour brochure, a quick warning that a naval ship was about to start manoeuvring up ahead, and the night on him. Even with the anchoring charge (which always strikes us as an outrageous concept), it would be well worth going back.We knew we weren't likely to sail, with zero wind predicted, but we needed to get to Salcombe before the southerlies kicked in the next day, so it was another journey by motor. The sea was flat, though, and the sun came out every so often, making for a pleasant sort of journey. Salcombe turned out to be almost as lovely as Dartmouth, although the only available anchorage was crowded with boats out for the day. I have to confess that I failed to get any pictures of Salcombe, for reasons I'm about to describe, so I had to pinch this one from Google.
We didn't manage to evade paying to anchor that night, but when the harbour master came to ask for money, he also explained that there was a free short stay pontoon available in town, with a hose for water, free toilets and showers nearby, and a co-op a short walk away. Suddenly, the anchoring fee seemed much more reasonable, and as we were running short of provisions we decided to avail ourselves of this opportunity that evening. Salcombe itself turned out to be as delightful as could be imagined, with twisty little streets just wide enough for one car to get through, and almost no chain stores. We loaded ourselves up at the co-op, and were feeling very chipper about everything when we got back to the boat.
Inevitably, something was going to spoil our good mood. So it was more with resignation than surprise that we greeted our starboard engine's failure to start. Peter did everything he could think of, but the starter motor was resolutely non-functioning. We couldn't stay where we were - we'd already exceeded the half hour limit with all the messing about - so we were obliged to leave and re-anchor under one engine (not the easiest of tasks, although fortunately it was an easy berth to get out of) and head for Plymouth the next day as we'd planned, where we could get the starter motor fixed.
It wasn't ideal, and to make matters worse I woke up the next morning with a bug, which caused me to discharge my breakfast before we'd even gone out to sea. Just perfect before a long sail, with complicated manoeuvring to come at the end of it. The wind was with us, but too light to sail at any significant speed, the sun was hidden behind clouds, and it was cold. I shivered my way through the long, slow sail, not wanting to take refuge inside for fear it'd upset my stomach, and we both entertained a lot of 'Isn't this supposed to be fun?' and 'I'm not sure I like sailing very much' thoughts.
We cheered up a bit when we got to Plymouth itself, where an enormous breakwater outside the harbour guarantees flat water within. We sailed all the way up the harbour and into the river on which Plymouth sits, and felt like proper sailors when we turned on our one working engine only a few hundred yards from our destination. We were planning to visit the Multihull Centre, a marina and boatyard that specialises in multihulls (well, duh), which seemed like an obvious place to sit while we sorted out our engine. Plus, it's extraordinarily cheap for berthing. On the downside, it's a tidal marina so only accessible at high tide. We therefore had a couple of hours to kill before making our way there, which we spent anchored near the channel entrance.
We'd told the marina that we had only one engine and consequently needed an extremely easy berth to get on to, as our manoeuvring capabilities were basically nill. They promised us a large space partway along their long pontoon, so this was what we headed for once we'd reached the end of the channel. Only to find that the space we'd been promised was occupied. There was another spot we might just squeeze into, but we'd already passed it, and we were fast running out of water deep enough to navigate.
The only option was to reverse but, as we quickly discovered, reversing in a straight line under one engine wasn't really an option. Our one remaining engine pushed our rear to the right, sending us into an anti-clockwise spin. This would have been fine, except that we were also drifting towards a couple of tiny buoys in the shallow water opposite the pontoon, and I couldn't spin us quickly enough to motor forwards and into deep water. At this point I was pretty convinced we were going to end up stuck in the mud, but Peter yelled at me to power forwards and, not at all sure it was a good idea, I obeyed. We skimmed the buoys and kept moving, despite the depth gauge telling me we got down to 0.5 metres, which meant we were definitely mud surfing. We took a second pass at the empty berth and, with the help of a very kind couple who pulled us in despite the rain, got ourselves safely tied up. Finally, we could relax - we certainly weren't going anywhere until we had two working engines.
Once the weather cleared, the marina turned out to be an a terribly pretty place, with greenery all around and a delightful little village a short walk away, complete with a millpond occupied by ducklings, goslings, and a pair of nesting swans. We stayed long enough to acquire a new starter motor and have a nose around the largest collection of multihulled boats we'd ever seen in one place, before moving on to a nearby anchorage that rivals even the river Dart for beauty.
We woke in the morning morning to sun, silence, and still water. Looking at the weather, we might be here for a little while, but really that doesn't seem like too much of a hardship. For all that we were planning to be further south by this point, we're not exactly heartbroken still to be in England.










